He raised his hand. ‘I should beat you like a Victorian husband.’
She snatched a heavy candlestick from the mantelpiece. ‘Try it, and i’ll bop you like a twentieth-century wife.’
Fifty Shades of Domestic Abuse
50 Shades of Damaging Stereotypes
Fifty Shades of Wanna Guess How Many People Will Be Hospitalized Due To Flesh Wounds From Improper Knots After The Movie?
50 Shades of Glorified Abuse
50 Shades of Kidney Damage from Incompetent Crop Use
Fifty Shades of Pathological Violence Due To Past Trauma Isn’t Kink
This whole talk is pretty important to me.
In other words, “Our names are Pedro and Pablo Vicario, you deflowered our sister, prepare to die.”